结婚不会阻止你出轨，预览

You keep saying how you're getting married and you can't fuck me anymore but I'm not sure who you are trying to convince. I tease you about your flawed logic because I don't know how a ring will change anything. Besides, I think you want to get caught. You get turned on when I confess to befriending your fiance. That's right, I have to help her shop for a wedding dress today. I'm feeling cute so I seduce you into giving me a creampie before I go out with her. It will be our 'in joke' and it's the only way to ensure I don't run my mouth today.